Summary: Maids are awesome, so Shirou is briefly forced to dress like one. According to unspoken rule of cross-dressing in fiction, just by wearing a skirt he should be able to start a war by at least two minor countries led by male monarchs. But does he? This is a book dedicated to Sella, Leysritt, and all the hard work they put into keeping Eizbern castle in pristine condition.